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      幽默搞笑英语笑话

      时间:2015-06-02 00:34:20   来源:
      1、He's just Been to the Zoo

        When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a womanholding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating aroll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shookhis head。

        "No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to theteller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son .He's just been to the zoo."

        他刚去过动物园

        当我在银行里排队时,发现一位妇女抱着一个小孩站在一个窗口。男孩正在吃一个面包卷,并将面包卷戳向出纳员,出纳员笑着摇了摇头。

        “别这样,亲爱的,” 男孩的妈妈说。然后她转向出纳员说,“对不起,小伙子。请原谅我的儿子,他刚去过动物园。”

        2、A: I hear smokeless tobacco has been banned

        A:我听说无烟烟草已经被禁止了。

        B:Great!That’ll really helped clumsy

        B:太好了!正好帮助了那些笨人。

        A:How is that?

        A:怎么说?

        B:He can’t chew and play at the same time, anyway.

        B:无论如何,他总算不能一边吸一边玩了。

        3、A:Doom and gloom,gloom and doom,all you write is doom and gloom

        A:失望不快、失望不快,都是失望不快。

        A:Just once why can’t you write about gloom and joy?

        A:为什么不写愉快不快呢?

        B:Because they don’t rhyme

        B:因为这样比较押韵。

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